Wednesday’s Wisdom from Woodsmall
July 25, 2012

Wednesday Wisdom from Woodsmall. Obviously I don’t have much wisdom or I’d manage to post these gems more often! The item below was first posted in the Want Ads of a newspaper. Please read it now and pay particular attention to the last line. I’ll wait. Done? Okay, here’s my wisdom for you: the next time you have something you want to brag about and don’t know how to share the news fast enough, take out an ad in the paper, explain in detail how great the item is and then say–NOT for sale, which is equivalent to saying–and YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!!!

Wednesday’s Wisdom from Woodsmall
May 23, 2012

I have two thoughts this time. One: the next time I find a “suspicious coin,” I’m just going to pick it up already!

Two: I was under the impression I couldn’t do much with a quarter these days, but I stand corrected; a quarter was enough money to disrupt the workday of two police officers.

No, this didn’t actually happen to me. BUT I have been a bit bored lately. Have you? Maybe we should empty the change out of a sock drawer (couch cushions, a child’s piggy bank), make a trip to the closest mall, and liven up things by dropping a coin here and there. Anyone game?

Wednesday’s Wisdom from Woodsmall
May 16, 2012

My wisdom for all you readers of inspirational fiction: the next time you’re fleeing the police–and I know this happens a lot, so don’t deny it–when you’re in hiding and an officer hollers Marco, do NOT respond.

Wednesday’s Wisdom from Woodsmall (on a Wednesday this time!)
April 18, 2012

The next time I think I see a suspicious vehicle in my neighborhood, I’m going to drink a cup of coffee before calling authorities. And I think you should too.

(The question that is now on many of your minds is: is she kidding or did this actually happen to her? The answer is no; it didn’t happen to me. But clearly it happened to someone, and I, to steal a line from Anne of Green Gables, like to give “scope for the imagination.”)

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Wednesday’s Wisdom from Woodsmall (on a Friday)
March 30, 2012

I’ve decided to start doing a regular Wednesday Wisdom from Woodsmall. But today isn’t Wednesday, you say? It’s Wisdom from Woodsmall; I said nothing about calendar-skills from Woodsmall.

Today’s piece of wisdom is from a headline: Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison

There you go. Wisdom you can use.

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